A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.

I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.

by BennyBen[S] January 23, 2009

Philly Micks

meaning man boobs, derived from professional golfer Phil Mickelson's jiggling titties.

Oh man look at that guy... he's really got some philly micks.

yeah bro, those are the biggest philly micks I've seen in a while.

by The Green Blazer February 23, 2008

Mick Jagger

Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.

"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"

by LanceSmith October 26, 2008

The Mick Foley

When a man puts a sock over his penis and crams it into his partners mouth, thus representing "Socko', where Mick Foley would put a sock over his hand and cram it into his opponents mouth, then win the match.

My girlfriend wanted to give me a blowjob, so I pulled off my sock and gave her The Mick Foley.

by S.P.G December 8, 2011

mick deines

The act of grabbing a cows utters and using them as a penis. It is most commonly used for for girls to lose there virginity without having to find a male.

Person 1: damn i’m feeling kinda lonely, still haven’t lost my v-card

Person2: just mick deines it, then you’ll be as cool as all the other whores!!!

by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa April 19, 2019

Mick Spick

Someone with half Mexican half Irish ancestry..

That mick spick was abducted by aliens and anal probed...

by Hungover July 14, 2018

The Mick Fleetwood

A solo sexual position where the man sticks his flaccid penis in between the hit-hats of a drum kit and starts to play

"You Can Go Your Own Way" until erection and, eventually, orgasm is acheived.

David: "Hey man, whats with the noise coming from the basement?"
John: " I just walked in on Mark doing The Mick Fleetwood on his dads kit, I guess the rumours were true.

by emcharmander19 May 27, 2021