Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .
The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.
The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.
by Jaskey March 30, 2026
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Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else
Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else
by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025
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Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
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