Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.

Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.

by doctord0192 November 23, 2007

messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

by Offrey J June 06, 2006

Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ

Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.

by FattyMatty November 02, 2012

Leo Messi

A protected species in world football by the media

If he doesn’t say what Barcelona want to say you won’t be leo messied.

by Honest messi fan July 26, 2022

Lionel Messi

The king and the goat of
He's Argentinian and his current club is FC Barcelona
He likes to win Ballon d'Or's but he doesn't win World cups.
Overall he's a great player.

Fan 1: I really like Lionel Messi.
Fan 2: Yeah he's a goat and a king.

by fuckajsdsiadasdjsnadnasdsadasd January 26, 2019

Messy Sundae

the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass

Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!

by K-Ant March 14, 2008