Tap in merchant

Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.

Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."

by Egberto Carlos February 1, 2022

Meaghann

mammal; usually short by comparison; always has large breasts; the Meaghann is characterized by a loud, colorful, and charismatic personality; usually has some kind of fixation with cartoons or cartoon characters (ex. X-men, Batman); has extremely addictive tendencies. Guys are fixated on the breasts and girls are jealous of them.

Wow! Look at that Meaghann!!!

by FredBWUAAAHHHHH November 29, 2011

Merchant Marine Officer

Licensed professional seafarers who work in either the deck or engine departments of Merchant Vessels. They ascend to these positions based on either Maritime College educations, or less commonly through time served and advancements 'up the hawsepipe' through testing.

Deck officers: 3RD Mate (primarily safety officer), 2ND Mate (primarily navigations officer, Chief Mate (supervisor), and Captain (overall command of vessel and personnel)

Engine Officers: 3RD Assistant Engineer, 2ND Assistant Engineer, 1ST Assistant Engineer, and Chief Engineer (in charge of entire engine room and shipboard mechanical/electrical components)

(NOTE: Steward's Department does not consist of any officers, all personnel in this department are unlicensed but certain Stewards carry more authority than others.)

Before becoming a vessel operations manager, Brian sailed as a Merchant Marine officer with Moore McCormack Lines.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

Fanny merchant

an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.

I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.

by mitch aka 2 fish January 3, 2008

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

hands off the merchandise!

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

by underdawg November 10, 2008

Larry Merchant

HBO Boxing commentator who is usually drunk by the time the main event is on. He is biased as hell, but is a very funny and likable person. Many fans believe he is homosexual and his past commentarites sugges that he takes it up the ass!

Larry Merchant takes it up the ass!

by Boxing Fan July 2, 2009