Metitis

Joining the mets team and playing like crap.

Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.

Roberto Alomar caught Metitis and his career was finished.

Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.

Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.

by Mike Geesh May 24, 2007

dubious merit

Unknown/ uncertain positive outcome.
Where there is questionable good.

People are less likely to commit acts of dubious merit as opposed to unambiguous ones.

by Rocklobster October 6, 2013

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015

Mediterranean Niggerism

When people from italy, sicily, greece, albania, crete, ect look like negros because of the high concentration of negroid genes mixed into they're blood. Puerto Ricans are in a similar situation called Carribean Niggerism.

No need for an example...

by El Santo Domingo February 27, 2005

Mediterranean Sanchez

The act of penetrating a womans Vagina during the menstrual cycle, then re-penetrating the anus where-in the male ejaculates fallowed by a re-penetration of the womans mouth where the goal is leaving a Reddish, brownish white glazed coating on the lips of the womans mouth.

Woman Love the exotic taste of the Mediterranean Sanchez!

by Fear&Loathing (Dave) December 15, 2008

Mediterranean Irishman

An Italian. A person from Italy.

Giulio is a Mediterranean Irishman. He lives in Firenza.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

mechty

Generic word used in Scottish slang in all manner of situations. Most commonly used in reaction to something unbelievable, or simply when no other reaction seems suitable.

"Did you hear the news? Steve Irwin got killed by a stingray!"

"Mechty..."

by Gordonio September 4, 2006