Matrixed

1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.

*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*

Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!

*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*

Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!

by watnow August 24, 2006

matrix

DDD Matrixxx

Itsa movie thats really worth watching.
On top 13 best movies of all time. (www.worldwideboxoffice.com). It should be on Top 3 because of the film ratings crap kids cant watch it..

by Deee Matrixx October 27, 2003

matrix

The dodging of any type of projectile

Rob: (throws can at Dave)
Dave: (dodges) MATRIX!

by derwyk September 30, 2005

the matrix

Absolute shite. Most over-rated film of all time.

Wank material for Sci Fi freaks...

Splicing time in Movies does not work. See also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bollocks and Charlies Angels...

by Sharpshooter November 17, 2003

Escape the matrix

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself

Top G helps us escape the matrix

by saussahe November 15, 2022

Matrix Juice

Virtual Semen

Y’all drinking Matrix Juice?
Dead conio want some Matrix Juice.

by R0nlt690 December 31, 2020

matrix shot

1. In The Matrix, when Neo does a side way jump when firing his gun.

2. In Dodgeball, an imitation of that, but throwing a ball instead of a shooting a gun.

Brian has mad skillz when he gets people out with a matrix shot.

by Fargas October 26, 2006