matrix

computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.

the matrix pwned.

by ^___^ December 2, 2003

The Matrix

The Matrix was the brilliant construction and engineering feat of the unified race of machines that solved man's infinite hunger for the Earth's finite resources. Rather than occupying real space on the Earth's surface; burning real fossil fuels exumed from within the Earth's crust; decimating real rain forests that once populated nearly all of the land mass of the planet, man has been reborn in a simulation. On a side note: the human body is not really the most efficient / abundant dynamo available to the machine race for transforming biochemical energy into heat and electricity, but this is what the machines would like us to believe, in order to maintain man's perception of the machine race as one of "pure horrifying precision," against which (and this is the key) a war is completely futile. The sooner you accept your new reality, the happier you will become.

In the film "The Matrix," the machines offered Cypher a grand life, even as his human "companions" took it from him!

by Donny Viszneki April 18, 2006

Matrix Style

Dodging something in a way similar to that of the bullet-dodging in "The Matrix"

Ya, hey dodged <whatever> like matrix-style

by Cheez Wiz November 11, 2003

Marimeta

The absolute best place in the world; basically a home away from home. Seriously the only place worth spending your summer. It's where you make friendships that really do last a lifetime, and the only place where you can have 38 best friends/sisters that you can always count on, no matter what.

I love you camp marimeta!!!

by SC '06 August 13, 2007

matrices

Plural of Matrix, an array of NUMERALS.

Divide the matrices to find the quotent trifactor dividend to the matrices quo quotent numerator guhguh guhguh gullible

by larstait October 13, 2003

matricide

killing your mom. Yeah, just killing your mom. Your birth mom. Yeah, you stab you're mom its matricide. You choke her, it's also matricide. Hey emo kids, now you go write in your blogs about commiting matricide because your mom "doesn't get you". yeah, now you don't have to call it "killing my mom". yep.

Dude, Matricide. I need seven more letters.

by freekin gay kid May 17, 2006

matrix mode

When you don't jerk off for 60 days and you ascend to a new plane of understanding

Person 1: He is going matrix mode!
Person 2: respect
Person 1: respect

by rgraz700 February 8, 2020