Volvo-matic

when you own a newer Volvo and it is an automatic.

"It's an automatic, man!"

"No...it's a Volvo-matic, my friend!"

by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011

Hug o' Matic

Possibly the radest of all rudies, Dan Wilcop is the true "Hug o' Matic"

Holy piss! Dan Wilcop the Hug o' Matic is so sexy! And look at those pants!

by Wilcop March 14, 2005

lolz-o-matic

1. Adj. - When the "LOL" effect is/will be/was automatic, or immediate.

2. Adj. - Very Lolz

3. Adverb - Lolz-o-matically - with humor

1. "Check this shit out on youtube! It's lolz-o-matic!

2. "Dude you hear the one about the Jew?" ...
- "LOLZ-O-MATIC"

3. He will pwn him lolz-o-matically.

by Cads February 20, 2008

Matisse

crazy motha fucka who really knows how to crank up a fiesta!!
she is a very big FAT LAZY!!! but loves to get frisk with those boys eh eh ;)
and is a very lloyal friend

boy-man uno: Wow i got hella frisky with a girl tonight
boy-man dos: Really? damn your luckY! she must be one hell of a Matisse
boy-uno: Oh ya i love those matisses

by megan tits December 29, 2010

manics

short for the manic street preachers. they were one of the greatest bands on earth until Richey James Edwards disappeared in the early '90's. their early albums (the holy bible & generation terrorists are fabulous iconoclastic punk) now, however, theyre a bit crap.

yeah, i used to like the manics, but their latest albums kinda samey

by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004

maties

A term used by chavs describing their herd.

I'll get my maties on u u f***ing gribo

by adamboult July 1, 2005

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021