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Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.
Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god
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Mathias

An extremely gay person that has an affinity towards licking other guy's anuses.
Stop licking my ass. Don't be such a Mathias.
by test12311 November 9, 2011
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Mathieu

A name given to a child with a penis so short, there parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'. Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
Doctor to parents "im sorry but this is a classic Mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight."
by t-bearmd March 15, 2009
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Mathias

Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.
“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”

“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways
by Matematikk November 28, 2018
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Mathias

MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.
Person: I got a big dick
Person2 No sorry, Mathias Got the biggest dick in the world.
by Midtnix June 3, 2019
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Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.
What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021
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Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.
What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021
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