Alphabetic Mathematics

The act of combining words to form new words that seem to combine to of the definitions.

fucktard is an example of Alphabetic Mathematics

by Kaiser Tyan September 25, 2005

mathmatics

add: bed subtract: clothes divide: legs and hope you don't multiply

girl lets do some mathmatics

by Emo Rap March 6, 2016

Mathetic

A pathetic situation involving maths or numbers.
A never ending mathetmatic problem.

She's so dumb even 2+2 is a mathetic for her!

by Drunk_guru December 10, 2010

Granimal mathmatics

Its what granimals use to express love and honor

Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

by theGranimalIam October 7, 2009

mathamagician

Someone who figures out the most ridiculous math problem ever.

A mathlete with secret brain powers... you know... to the tenth.
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EXAMPLE:
AtlantaHoopla - "Dr. Grieves, I've been trying to figure this thing out for two weeks now and I've run all these spreadsheets with all these algorithms and I really haven't gotten anywhere. What am I doing wrong?"

Dr. Grieves - "AtlantaHoopla, you're a shitwit. Put the comma 'here' and not 'there' and run it all back through."

AtlantaHoopla} - "Good Lord, you're a mathamagician..."

by AtlantaHoopla November 5, 2006

Methamatician

A purveyor of methmatics, usually having a PhD in math or physics. Usually a high school chemistry teacher.

Dayum, Mr Harder one gangsta ass nyukkah. He be doin' dem methmatics all day. He be one hella methamatician nigga.

by The Big Dies October 4, 2010

mathamatictinism

when you need someones help in math.

“YO I NEED UR MATHAMATICTINISM”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 12, 2023