angry masterbaition

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.

i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.

by walace March 20, 2007

mastermindquizzer

A quiz blog for ultimate quizzers or the headboys of quizzing clubs or a group of excellent quizzers. It usually denotes the best group of quizzers rightly available.

I'm a mastermindquizzer!

by Ask Science Master October 21, 2011

Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

euphoric mastermind

A mastermind of causing complete and utter euphoria

My girlfriend Cori is a euphoric mastermind

by twisted smurfette February 11, 2015

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010

Mastermarine

An anus licking woman, who loves to receive it in the vagina while playing "Yankee-Doodle-Dandy" On a pipeflute, at the same time, giving head.

Dude, she was such a mastermarine last night.

by Jimi Hendrieeeex November 30, 2009