the town in massachusetts between lakeville and assonet- prime farmland owned by hardworking genuine people. commonly known as "the town where beig happy is free." school busses dont stop at railroad tracks, and the kids attend apponequet in highschool- the most unorganized institution in america. known for good bonfires, good food and awesome hunting. it is made up by strong families and they will always have their friends'backs.
by stupid yuppies May 02, 2015
A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.
by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017
by The Massachusetts hamburger October 31, 2017
When the girl is on top riding anally, she then gets up and begins violently squirting shit covering the mans torso and face. She proceeds to slide down the torso while eating root beer ice cream.
You know Denise if you really wanna spice up your marriage I've heard of the Massachusetts mudslide. Janette tried it last weekend and now her husband can't stop dumping compliments.
by Birdma_n July 01, 2017
Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?
Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts
Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN
Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts
Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN
by phillipsgurrl June 26, 2010
Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history, although long and often convoluted tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history, although long and often convoluted tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
by Christopher Whalen January 24, 2008
When the male ganitalsis shoved fiercly into the female eye socket causing undeniable pleasure. Once injected the man lets seamon loose into the eyelid.
man 1:Ay yo nigga i be givin my bitch a massachusetts mascara and dat bitch be blind and runnin into things ALL day!
man2: DAM Cuddii u be lucky as HELL
man 1:NIGGA I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
man2: DAM Cuddii u be lucky as HELL
man 1:NIGGA I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
by MIKE JONES THA FOURTH May 12, 2011