Maryland Pocket

(noun) When one defocates in an unsespecting victims pocket. The victim typicaly doesnt to realize they have been given the Maryland Pocket until it is to late.

"Damnit dude, my cell phone is ruined, someone gave me a Maryland Pocket !"

by Maxwell13 April 5, 2008

Maryland Style

1. to be disloyal to your friends
2. to throw responsibility and common sense to the wayside in the name of fun

Often used to proclaim false greatness in oneself for the above definitions.

I stole his money, Maryland Style.

Here, we party Maryland Style. I got so drunk last weekend that I puked in my bed and slept in it all this week. Yeah, dawg that's Maryland Style.

by BigDaddy November 11, 2004

Bethesda, Maryland

Small naval town in Maryland. Also, origin of the Foo Fighters

I wanted to visit the origins of the Foo Fighters in Bethesda, Maryland.

by C.S. Seventeen January 12, 2009

Maryland Crabcake

When you are so drunk that you puke in a womans vagina, then proceed to make her girlfriend eat her out.

I cant believe Nick gave Rebecca and Samantha the Maryland Crabcake last night.

by JMoregon January 17, 2007

Maryland Kiss

When a driver bumps into your car at low speed. Very common in Maryland, where poor driving is the norm.

I was stopped at a red light and this idiot gave me a Maryland Kiss. I didn't even HAVE to look at the plates to tell where he was from.

by Paddington Beard November 7, 2011

Maryland Milkshake

Taking a large glass and filling it with a mixture of shit and semen, usually topped off with whipped cream and a cherry. Serve chilled.

Ayo nigga i swapped JaSean's Wendy's Frosty with a Maryland milkshake and he threw up all over my new Bathin Apes.

by Ardin94 March 20, 2009

williamsport maryland

Williamsport Maryland is a trashy town full of rejects, druggies, meth heads, crack heads and much of the dirtiest places. You can find dirty needle and used condoms conveniently everywhere in a public setting. This druggie infested town has literally nothing to do but do drugs.

we have to go into Williamsport Maryland to get those drugs.

by kavnbg10 April 12, 2019