Margaret

Sometimes a nervous mess but always there for you. A Margaret (aka Maggie) is also fully willing to cradle a jug of Hawaiian Punch through an Ulta even though she has back problems. She’s super sweet and funny even if she is an introvert.

Who is she?
That’s Margaret, she’s soooo nice!

by Teagan3+SnoopDOdoubleG December 10, 2022

Dirty Mary Margaret

When you burn the shit out of a grill cheese while getting fucked in the ass.

I was in the kitchen getting dirty Mary Margaret my boy friend.

by djekskdn September 9, 2021

Margaret

Margaret can be defined as a synonym for the menstrual cycle, you may call your period "a Margaret" and refer to "her" as a bit of a pain. It can replace the embarrassment that may be evoked when chatting in public.

Oh no, Margaret is here.

by Elias Nilsson October 11, 2021

Margaret Thatcher

Just an Idiotic British lady who was more than a fucking prime minister but more of a fuckwad

Margaret Thatcher the Milk Snatcher

by FrostIsMommi August 10, 2022

jenny margaret

an awful friend who does nothing to help people. (/j ur one of the reasons im still here)

jenny margaret is not funny and won't stop simping over old white men!

by nyxslays August 16, 2022

Margaret

Margaret is a beautiful person that comes from Ghana. She never believes that she is beautiful even if someone tells her so she denies it, she gets really emotional at any point in time and normally has mood swings, she can be happy at this moment and the other moment she is sad. If you are really special to her she really gets Jealous when you give another person attention. She has a crush on a guy that starts with the name 'v' and that person seems not to show that much affection to her which turns out to hurt her.
But after all she is the best and all she needs is someone to talk to even if she gets angry at you all she wants is for you to ask 'Margaret are u okay'? but then if she ignores just dont worry she would come back to you later/

OMG, Margaret has a crush on someone that starts with the letter 'V'
Margaret doesnt believe that she is beautiful.
You need a Margaret

by Margaret bestieeee September 26, 2022

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022