Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 9, 2020

Menace to society

Red shirt from the tra-rags skits

"Type an example of how it's used in a sentence"

MAKE ME- A Menace to Society

by coomerzoomer April 29, 2021

Manajester

A manager who consistently makes a fool of themselves by saying stuff that doesn't make sense or by inadvertently insulting there employees because of their actions and/or inability to string coherent sentences together. This condition is usually synonymous with a person being promoted to or above their level of incompetence.

1. Manajester thanking an employee for bringing in cakes that their partner made for morning tea: "My compliments to your wife... She was great"

2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"

3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).

by Manajestered November 15, 2011

mañanero

Early morning sex

Me heche un mañanero con mi morra antes del jale.

by Ultra86 November 8, 2020

manasek

Manasek is that bitch that will be there for you no matter what and for some unknown reason you’ve never seen her cry like bitch needs to cry sometimes but it’s alright she’s super smart and talented. She’s super supportive and bitch you is like super lucky to have her as a friend and that’s on PERIODTTT

Manasek is that bitch

Love you bitch

by Milk-em-tiddies April 13, 2021

Menace Monday

the only day of the week where you can be a menace to anyone without permission or reason.

p1: *punches p2 in the shoulder*
p2: bro what the hell is wrong with you?
p1: its menace monday!
p2: oh fuck i forgot

by Switch Boi November 29, 2021

soccer manager

Two senior girls who manage a boys' soccer team that are in charge of getting water, washing pinneys, counting the soccer balls, taking statistics, trash talking the other team, eye candy, etc.

Usually flirted with and whistled at by the other team

Also known as a dome squad and their team loves them forever as they tweet about them constantly.

Most often they end up dating/hooking up with the players after the season is over.

The absolute sexiest and most amazing girls in the school.

Midfielder: where's our soccer manager Tess when you need her?
Defense: she's filling water bottles.
Goalie: Damn she fine!

Midfielder: what's our soccer manager Emma doing?
Defense: taking score of the game.
Goalie: Damn she smart!

Emma: Tess i can't wait for the soccer game today!
Tess: me neither! let's wear booty shorts!
Emma: hey did you see Will's tweet about us? We're the dome squad now.
Tess: that's when you know you've made it.

Defense: Oh man, I hooked up with Tess last weekend. Best night of my life!
Midfielder: Nice bro! I hooked up with Emma last weekend. She's so awesome!
Defense: Good thing the season's over bro so we can hook up with the soccer managers now.
Midfielder: Yeah man -- once you go manager...you can't go back.

by T-dawg17 April 17, 2012