The act of standing at a window from the side looking out. Typically a living room window. Derived from Malcolm X looking out of a window holding an AK-47
“Bruh why are you Malcolm X-ing at the window.”
“My ex been threatening my whip bruh.. I’ll be damned if she fuck my shit up”
“My ex been threatening my whip bruh.. I’ll be damned if she fuck my shit up”
by Jhart777 February 22, 2021
Get the Malcolm X-ingmug. How you remember to spell his name is there are two L’s cause he’s a double loser. His middle name also rhymes with lame.
by The best person ever November 22, 2022
Get the Malcolm Layne Forbesmug. a gay man who has a vagina the name malcolm originated in 1456 in japan malcolm is also commonly used when someone messes up a relationship
for malcolm sake my boyfriend broke up with me
i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
by ailbhe January 11, 2025
Get the malcolmmug. by Daddy 12369 May 3, 2019
Get the Malcolmmug. The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
Get the Malcolm Andersonmug. Malcolm (also: Hazey Chulo, Papi Chulo, Papi Queue-lo, The Green Pikachu)
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
Example:
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
by sameenerotic August 14, 2025
Get the Malcolmmug. A person who fucks a ton of girls and someone who gets a ton of play respectful to adults but also fucks them
by Taylor Ton August 23, 2023
Get the Malcolmmug.