Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Prom Makeup

A term used by men, typically in a condescending way, towards women who wear large amounts of or creative makeup.

Her prom makeup does not look good, is she a drag queen??

by gfxchjkgfcxdchjgfcxhjk May 3, 2023

Strawberry Makeup

A pink-blush soft pastel makeup trend focused on rosy cheeks, started by Hailey Bieber.

Person 1: “Have you tried the strawberry makeup trend?”
Person 2: “No, what’s that?”
Person 3:”Are you living under a rock? It’s all over tiktok!”

by violentnympth September 25, 2023

makeup sexting

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.

Dude! I started a fight with my virtual girlfriend just to get the makeup sexting. It’s so hot!

by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023

Makeupable

Used by the one professor in your college days who's always so kind and understanding that you would remember them for life.

I can definitely organize make-ups as needed, the quiz from yesterday, and also if you want to take a break this week and schedule a make-up for the test tomorrow, I can definitely organize it for you. Anything about this class is "makeupable"!

by AL0729 April 14, 2020

Missionary Makeup

When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.

“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”

by milehighmike July 24, 2022

Makeup

You see how the “Should we allow makeup in the workplace?” Guy is outright defending “Having sex with the disabled in the group home you work in at work” that pretty funny man. That’s a funny thing to see happen.

Hym “No makeup but yes retard sex.... Ok.... That’s... That’s something...”

by Hym Iam November 9, 2022