cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

by skidsstars October 10, 2018

Good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast

Coffee

Man I could really go for a cup of “good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast”

“Coffee”

by TheOneSnD March 30, 2021

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 5, 2004

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 10, 2004

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023