Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

by 209asian April 12, 2021

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 02, 2017

Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”

I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand

by Chancellor Rodriguez January 05, 2022

Cloaking magicians

To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...

And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?

by Cyanora January 17, 2022

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 26, 2020

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Magician's Assistant

A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.

That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.

by Gluestickglobal January 13, 2010