by y'all already know January 1, 2019
Get the Machang mug.The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.
The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.
The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.
by Hamie J March 30, 2009
Get the Prickier-Mâché mug.by AliSrky18 September 22, 2020
Get the den Cho machen mug.The most muscular pokemon ever! People often this it's homosecual because it wears a speedo. It and pikachu are tied for "the gayest pokemon award".
by platypus wrangler December 29, 2009
Get the machamp mug.A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive
A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...
B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...
B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...
by skeebe03 January 16, 2011
Get the Papier-mâché mug.n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007
Get the Machete Gun mug.Coming from the unknown, it resembles a legendary soul and incredible courage. Often referred to as Master Macraey
by big daddy cock 123 April 3, 2018
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