To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster August 2, 2012
Get the mustache shamingmug. A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
by Former flasker with experience August 20, 2011
Get the Mustache flaskmug. Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 20, 2017
Get the mustache mudmug. When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.
by Evolving door November 25, 2013
Get the bong mustachemug. by Dnice456 July 24, 2019
Get the Oregon mustachemug. by The butterman March 10, 2015
Get the Cheeto mustachemug. When a guy (with a mustache) goes down on a girl and she has/gets her period while he's eating her out causing the residue to get on his stache.
Guy #1: Freddy ate Jenny out last night.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: He came out with a Bloody Mustache.
Guy #2: That's just ... wonderful.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: He came out with a Bloody Mustache.
Guy #2: That's just ... wonderful.
by Adrianaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2010
Get the Bloody Mustachemug.