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Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.
A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"
by Supertwicken December 10, 2021
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Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.
Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?
by EagleEyed April 26, 2021
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Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.
by EagleEyed April 22, 2021
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Murphed

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.
He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!
by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024
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National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019
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Murph

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."
by Stackhouse September 15, 2017
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Murph

It is used as a slang for "I love you", but only between Zak and Kodie.
by Zak+Kodie November 3, 2019
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