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mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters
kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle
by debby zebby July 8, 2010
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A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.
"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008
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ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e
by CloudLuka August 9, 2017
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The Zero Mortal Plan

The Zero Mortal Plan is the way Zamasu and Goku Black will kill all mortals in order to create an utopia, a world with nothing more than immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta February 18, 2024
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Mortal

signifying a serious transgression that is thought to rob the soul of heavenly grace.
She'd committed a mortal sin.
by Arminkshipper July 12, 2024
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Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes

Rita is so Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes that I can’t resist not looking at her every time I pass her in school
by Ritaslover69 September 19, 2022
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Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.
I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."
by Mister Dope June 5, 2018
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