mon oeil

A French expression that most directly means "no way" or "yeah, my ass!" in the sense that the speaker is responding something that he/she believes is blatantly false or misconceived. In a more literal sense, it translates to "my eye."

Person 1: Connaissez-vous l'Amérique a un président nègre maintenant? (You know America has a black president now?)

Person 2: Mon oeil!

by Baslimagain March 12, 2010

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Mon Bazou

a game where your canadian ass talks in french slurs and talks to his more succesful brother and mother everyday just to sell his brother wood to fix his shitty car and make it into a racecar

yo bro you played that mon bazou game where you chop wood and shit?

no.

by debil123 March 10, 2022

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mon

a way a sayin man especially around places like dudley, cannock, netherton, walsall, woverhampton, west bromwich, wenesbury, cradley, places like that. its a very broad dialect,

ow bin ya me mon (how have you been my man)

johnny: ow bin ya me mon
jim: not too bad arrr
johnny: a yo orighte mert
jim: arr

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

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Mon

A hardcore prick. Indonesian. Drag raced professionally, a devotee of hos over bros, a cheap motherfucker, and a constant compulsive masturbater. Dwells with parentals, has zero luck with punanis, twats, cunts, or any clamlike part of the female anatomy.

Ya he monned out on our plans so he could stay home and bate.
Quit being a fucking mon, you met her through me. You did NOT find this party so shut the FUCK up!

by big dawg chairboi October 28, 2008

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C'mon titty!

During intercourse a woman of Asian decent (who be bangin a honkey-slash-homie) fears being disowned from her elitist family gene-pool due to a mix-raced baby. The archetype of said woman speaks English poorly, and commands her partner to "c'mon titty" or as professional spelunkers refer to it "if you would be so kind, please jizz on my stalagmites."

You want happy ending, C'mon titty!

by expert ebonicist April 29, 2006

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solo mon

Going solo with a Jamaican accent, with subtle reference to your sexual intentions (see banging), like King Solomon of the Old Testament. Solomon was recorded to have 600 wives and 400 concubines from all over the world. Goddamn..

Liam: "You coming to Brasil with me, bro?"
Andy: "Naw I can't sorry"
Liam: "Damn..then I'll go solo mon" *wink*

by Prometheus0016 June 29, 2013

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