Mowing the lawn

kinda like shaving ur pubes

I'm going to mowing the lawn.

by The horses sent me 555 April 5, 2017

lemon meringue

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and follows it with a stream of urine.

"I drank so much last night, then totally lemon meringued that girl."

by Daniel cumtongue Nelson March 24, 2009

meowing out

To back down after you said you were gonna do something. It's the clean version of pussying out.

Example 1: You said you were going to finish this project, now stop meowing out!

Example 2: We've been waiting an hour to go on this rollercoaster, and now you're meowing out on us?

by UrbanPrick May 26, 2010

Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.

Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."

by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010

meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.

"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."

by SoySocks April 17, 2014

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007

mewingpants

Pants made in Asia by children & made of very poor quality. Very dangerous to wear especially if your planning on having children. mewingpants will catch on fire if you expose them to sunlight, darkness, warmness, coldness, dryness, quietness, loudness & any thing that is made from molecules.

Iam so poor I can only afford mewingpants but I cant wear them.

by Mr Pib April 2, 2005