a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.

me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!

by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach

Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.

by PrincessCupcakes June 7, 2016

Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"

Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"

by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021

Emo Mermaid

A term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can't walk.

Man I was such an emo mermaid last night. I was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.

by Emo Corporation May 12, 2017

Creepy Mermaid

When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.

Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.

by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010

Mermaid Filet

The mermaid Filet is the process of opening the mermaid's tail. The girl ties her ankles together (making the mermaid tail) and the guy tries to enter her by any means necessary. The mermaid flips around on the floor like a fish out of water trying to avoid being speared.

Blackbeard was know for enjoying Mermaid filet on the deck of the pirate ship.

by Ashdog January 5, 2009