Google MD

Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.

Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!

by AJB Certified Google M.D. February 23, 2017

Karen MD

A derogatory term used for Karens who believe in pseudoscientific bullstuffs, apply essential oils to their babies because they don't believe in vaccination, and act like they have Doctor of Medicine in all medical specialties because they read one blog article that opposes modern medicine. Ramble in digression to sound smart with scientific terms being used but nothing makes no sense when they said something, sometimes they are just straight-up stupid.

Doctor: *smacks table* Vaccination works, look what the essential oils have done to your baby! It does nothing!

Karen: Oh, he got the diseases because of 5G waves. 'Diseases' don't exist because it is biologically categorized mindlessly by you doctors. He is healthy if diseases don't exist. So, you doctors should stop categorizing diseases if people want to be healthy. If there are no diseases being categorized, then every people on Earth will not have diseases.

Doctor: Oh, I'm sorry Dr. Karen or Karen MD in the letter. I am sure you have a Doctor of Medicine in all fields. I only have MBBS only. I respect your knowledge of medicine. Who are thy so wise in the way of science!

by maxweber27 November 18, 2020

house md

a awesome show which includes a (mad but sane) doctor who always knows exaclty what to do, even though hes a little mean bout it.. a girl doctor who has feelings (bah) and intercepts quite a lot.. a Australian doctor with a strong accent.. (yep that all).. and a black doctor who is.... uuuh.. smart..(?).. well what ever.. good show..

"goddammit that show is addictive.. ive been watchin for weeks!!"
"its awesome though!!"
"lets watch house md now!!!"
(cant think of any quotes... (cuz my memo sux... (but they damn funny)))

by WINGAM! May 16, 2006

Baltiless, MD

The true name of the city of Baltimore, MD. Baltiless is known for absurdly high rates of murder, poverty, and heroin addiction. The also have an aquarium that is fun to visit when you're high on dope.

Baltiless, MD is a suckass city.

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

;ewkjagoiejfasldkfjs;langebiowa;md

When someone out of Bordem mashes the keyboard

he was bored so he hit the keyboard and ;ewkjagoiejfasldkfjs;langebiowa;md came out in the search results.

by CrazyPersianCatMan June 5, 2018

Jack Morgan MD

This mixed drink's moniker comes from the three ingredients used to make it: Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created at Arizona State University, it later spread around the western United States. It is also known as the Captain Jack Morgan.

If I don't get a fuckin' Jack Morgan MD soon this party is going to be anime.

by JimSteele October 19, 2008

Clarksburg, MD

An up and coming city in upper Montgomery County, MD that is supposed to have numerous shopping centers when the developers stop crapping around. Right now it's a whole lotta' nothing. A mix of preppy, rich upper class white and asian folk, middle class rednecks, and a smattering of Section 8/Housing Voucher peeps. Overrun with young families with snotty babies.

Lets get a pizza delivered to our house in Clarksburg, MD. Oh yeah, nobody delivers here and there's nowhere to go except shitty Germantown or redneck Damascus. Looks like we're going to Rockville or Bethesda again for food

by sparklesmomma May 15, 2009