matossian

wolf man, hairy individual

that guy was so hairy, he must be a matossian

by anita man December 24, 2006

Metrosexual

1. Used to describe yourself when you find people on the metro attractive
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro

1. I was standing next to the cutest guy coming home on the metro today. I was so metrosexual.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.

by shmeowmeowmeow August 18, 2013

neo-metrosexual

A heterosexual with many homosexual, behavioural attributes commonly attributed to gay men

I know you are straight Christoper, but stop behaving like a neo-metrosexual.

by Uncle Kim November 12, 2007

Metrospiritual

Another ridiculous, made-up, bullshit media label, which basically states that consumers believe the more they spend, the greater their contribution to the Earth -- and to their sense of inner peace.

Shopping as religion.

Consumer practice as a mainstreaming of Eastern religious values into an easily digestible, buyable form, rather like shopping your way to salvation.

"Phish heads who had to grow up and got stuck chained to a desk job became metrospiritual and reconnect with gayness via hybrid cars and tofurky brown bag lunches."

by Tara Rios November 24, 2005

matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

by meganoshua June 8, 2011

Metrosexual

Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.

Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.

by ponytailman November 29, 2016

Matios

A person who typically talks non-sense and has a very eager gambling addiction.

Person 1- Did you catch up with Matios yesterday?

Person 2- We went to the pub and he couldnt stay away from the pokies. And lets not forget he almost got punched for bad mouthing a bouncer.

by TheRealGee June 11, 2018