Martin

A person who kills all conversations that he contributes to, The conversation could be about anything or anyone and is completely by accident.

Will:Ye, or if pigs could breathe underwater
Everyone:LOL, ROFL
Jamie:Ye, or if monkeys had 6 legs
*Silence*
...
One random voice:Martin...

by Bittermin July 12, 2010

Martin

The kind of guy to go to a party and eat all the jalapeños. Fat and chubby.

Martin is so fat.

by TBNation June 18, 2016

Martin

The type of person who masturbates to visions of his friends hot girlfriends and plays wii all day. Another word for man with child-size penis

Dude wtf you just pulled a Martin in your bathroom.

by BOOBS BASTOW February 25, 2009

Martin

1. A martin is someone who likes men and gets picked on in the locker room somewhat like a nerd.

2. Disliked, usually a guy.

If my name was martin my butthole would be loose.

by ALessel November 12, 2008

Martin

Martin is a guy with a little dick and hides in a bush and is 🗑 in fortnite

Being defined Martin is tall

by A guy that no one know August 4, 2018

Martin

n. A man with a penis that is significantly wider than it is longer IE a chode.

That guys penis is so short, its a martin!

by Jack Avery December 25, 2007

Martin

Another word for a flatulence.

It originally came from the informal word 'fart' which rhymes with 'mart' which somehow evolved into 'Martin'. But often abbreviated to 'martz'. And if a person, usually a boy, farts alot, they are often called 'martz the fartz' or a 'martin'.

Person 1: "Oops! I just did a martin!"

Person 2: "Eww, you are martz the fartz!"

by martndale August 24, 2009