majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

Malachi

Use to not get ho's but now they surrounding him 24/7. Funny asf will make u laugh ge might steal your girl but he dates thots. Has morals isn't evil and the ladies luv him. He retarded tho. Has rap skills and roasts tho 2.

"Damn Malachi just stole my gf" "He only dates thots call him Malachi" "Maitlin leave my room" "No Nigga gtfo b4 I call chioma to suck yo d" "Stfu maitlin your annoying u hang around that weird Alyssa I mean who tf would build a fort" "Shut yo ugly ass up Malachi chioma aint even wit u no more" "Maitlin ion want her She's a thot I will roast her ass so hard she gonna be lookin like burnt charcoal" "Omg Malachi your the best big bro"

by Yobootyeaterguy October 3, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the greatest person ever. he is so funny he is the best to be around with. you guys need to find your self a Malachi. they can be the bestest friend or boyfriend.

you need a Malachi in your life.

by barajas07 October 21, 2019

Malacca

A person who is really idiotic in a non-sensitive way

Shut the fuck up you damn Malacca

by Bob_butmynameisntactuallybob December 18, 2021

malacai

Malacai is a sweet guy and a good kisser i want to be his gf one day malacai. Will do anything to make a girl happy some girls treat him bad

Malacai is cute i love u

by Love u baby December 4, 2015

Malachi

An incredibly caring person, who has a love for pokemon, astonishingly blue eyes, plays lead guitar, and an amazing kisser. Will always have your back at whatever you do.

Dude that Malachi was awesome!!! :)

by KPANDMT<3 February 4, 2010

macacaphony

noun.The media's response to Senator George Allen's racially insenisitive comments OR Any noise uttered by the Senator.

When Senator Allen was revealed to have referred to a Indian American in a demeaning way, the press responded in full-on macacaphony. George Allen also happens to be the son of the Hall of Fame football coach of the same name, and rumor has it that he was exposed to macacaphonious comments from a very early age.

by Sam "fresh" Barnes September 28, 2006