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wacintosh

a mixture of the words "Wack" and "Macintosh"

Wack is a word "Waste" people say when something is crap. like being short changed or underpaid or perhaps asked to work unreasonable hours. or contracting HIV or stepping on a land mine

Macintosh is a type of software made by apple and rival to pc in someways. good for making films but considerd a waste product

mixing these to words is basically saying this mac is wack, or awful disapointment
person 1 "man wtf is safari"
person 2 "oh its like internet explorer"
person 1 "this is wacintosh"
person 3 "how do you rightclick"
person 1 "i dont think you can"
all persons "this is wacintosh"
by funnyhippo April 14, 2010
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Macinshit

A word that is used by underachieving morons who prove their lack of intelligence and common sense by purchasing another Microsoft-based machine.
Macinshit doesn't belong in the dictionary. Please refer to microshit.
by Aribeth April 19, 2005
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austin taylor mcintosh

When you think atm most of you think "automated teller machine" but in all actuality it means austin taylor mcintosh and/or ass to mouth to some people. So after you pull your cock out of a chicks ass yell an say gimmie an austin taylor mcintosh ....
"hurry gimmie an austin taylor mcintosh"
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Big McIntosh

To attain the status of "Big McIntosh" one must first travel the world, in a magnificent vessel fit for a pirate lord. They must travel back in time and defeat a Viking army, and become the God of War. They naturally, can bend all elements - basically the Avatar. They are a god amongst mere mortals. They must look Death in the face, and say "Not Today", and carry on their merry way. They are usually seen riding the white warg and were made in the fires of Mount Doom. Their blood and saliva have healing properties. There is not a song a "Big McIntosh" does not know, and they know a song for everything. To someone with the "Big McIntosh" status, rum is juice, and they're usually seen with a bottle of Bacardi. They have been taught the ways of the world by many folk such as; Gandalf, Kratos, Aang, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lestat, ect.

To attain the title of "Big McIntosh" is the greatest success in life. It's more significant than finding the end of the internet.
by Lil' Harrison June 6, 2013
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Macinposh

runs like a mac, but has all the cool shit you can do with a PC.

it can't get any better as this.
Josh Cano has a motherfucking Macinposh, BE JEALOUS.
by LMOOSE July 5, 2010
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Full McIntosh

A person in the midst of a cocaine binge.
Bob got a key of coke and went Full McIntosh.
by FUBARofPittsburgh March 15, 2016
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Macintoshing

Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes
"that guys a real macintoshing"
by Deeznutsintoshing September 25, 2021
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