yes.m.s.

An affirmative response via SMS, usually a stock, one-word answer.

Alex: So, you poppin' round to mine after the game for a quick blast of GTA?
Pav: I'll Yes.m.s. you when I finish, bro.

Later...(Alex's mobile)
Pav: "Yep"

by Paul Valentine May 25, 2008

P.M.S

Abbreviation for Pissy Male Syndrome. Guys get p.m.s too!

My boyfriend has P.M.S

by Lauramarielive.com April 17, 2016

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f

Let me suck your dick until you nut on my face.

Girl: Babe, l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f , tonight.

Guy: How bout rn? ;)

by brxty.slxt / on ig June 23, 2021

M.O.M.S

M.O.M.S is shortened version of mail order milk slut and are typically lewd dolls or robots made for pleasuring someone

"I can't believe my M.O.M.S makes me finish that fast

by Answers to your horny question April 24, 2022

Fem&m's

Female M&M's, or the far superior crossover to what very well should've replaced HERshey's for women's history month.

"Why did they have to name it HERshey's??? Why didn't they do a collab with eminim to get the perfect theme?? Fem&m's???"

by axtherr_! July 1, 2023

Ass M & M’s

aka dingleberries : little balls of toilet paper matted into the pubic/asshole hairs after wiping.

“I was gonna go down on my girl untill I realized there were Ass M & M’s everywhere!“

by Stargazer_010 March 24, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020