Lumberous

An extensive thing, something that goes far, and powerful

Daniel Boone blazed a lumberous trail through Kentucky

by MrBunBuns1496 May 14, 2025

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.

the best fucking game ever
fnaf be damned yall should really play this

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.

by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025

lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 13, 2013

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

Lumber

A large amount of marijuana with a lot of stems.

Like ounces of shake.

"Dude, did you see this shit she sold me? It's all lumber!"

by lol@dat March 20, 2021

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024