A disgusting person with no future, except for lung cancer, if that counts as a future. This person is really nasty and reeks of smoke. They have no ability to make effective decisions and therefore make a lot of stupid mistakes in life. They tend to spend money unwisely and have no idea how to get ahead or improve themselves, if they even care to think about it. A loser has such disdain for the world they live in that they just toss trash (for example cigarette butts) on the ground. They are filled with such self-hatred that they don't even really care to quit smoking. Basically a loser is lower than human shit, and they are that way of their own making.
Don't be a loser!
by fluffkitt September 29, 2011
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*Callan makes a retarded noise/impersonates Ali G badly
Brydie: What a quality example of a loserism.
Tom: Pie.
Brydie: What a quality example of a loserism.
Tom: Pie.
by Tom/Brydie May 19, 2005
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friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"
by FernandoA4 December 6, 2013
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