loser

A disgusting person with no future, except for lung cancer, if that counts as a future. This person is really nasty and reeks of smoke. They have no ability to make effective decisions and therefore make a lot of stupid mistakes in life. They tend to spend money unwisely and have no idea how to get ahead or improve themselves, if they even care to think about it. A loser has such disdain for the world they live in that they just toss trash (for example cigarette butts) on the ground. They are filled with such self-hatred that they don't even really care to quit smoking. Basically a loser is lower than human shit, and they are that way of their own making.

Don't be a loser!

by fluffkitt September 29, 2011

loser

anyone who rejects my definition

if you reject this your a loser

by dirkmfdiggler November 8, 2018

loserness

havin a lot of loser qualities

Cameron is full of loserness.

by Vallerie Lopez May 9, 2007

Loserer

Loserer is more of a loser

Dajah Woods is a loserer

by conn ken December 23, 2008

loserism

The style of being a loser, to be a loser, to act like a loser does.

*Callan makes a retarded noise/impersonates Ali G badly
Brydie: What a quality example of a loserism.
Tom: Pie.

by Tom/Brydie May 19, 2005

loserness

the force inside a person, that would make one a loser

the kid has so much loserness

by danny!!!!! March 31, 2010

LOSER

A man that says " I DO" without a prenuptial agreement.

friend 1 " I'm so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"

husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"

by FernandoA4 December 6, 2013