Lorenzo

He may look pretty on the outside, bUt DoNt LeT hiS LoOkS fOoL yOu. He is a stupid playboy who can’t make his mind up about women.

You: OoOh~ who's that guy over there?
Other chick: Oh him? That's Lorenzo.
You: never mind...

by iShiPdAdDyPiGaNdShReK October 20, 2019

Lorenzo gomez

A man who you will like . He may become your best friend. He also loves to play games

Hey Lorenzo Gomez do you want to play a game later today?

by Michael Cardenas January 28, 2021

Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22

Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.

by Farkan June 6, 2022

Lorenzo

When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.

Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.

by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022

Lorenzoing

Purposely irritating someone to the point they actually get mad.

They we’re having a good time till she started lorenzoing.

by Bakerone August 8, 2022

Lorenzo

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.

Lorenzo just missed that shot

by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022

Lorenzo

A half Spanish half Belgian gaylord that likes to be raped in the butt.

“You want to be raped by me? OH YES I’m such a Lorenzo!”

by anoniem123’bv December 31, 2021