Lance

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A man who has been through unbelievable troubles in his life, yet still manages to live through the days. A fighter, an achiever.

3. Favorite

1. That guy is a total Lance, he just fought someone and then later gave money to a man in need.

2. He is a Lance, the love of his life just died but he is still going to school everyday and listening to the problems of others.

3. I love him, he is my Lance.

by Juliana W. December 9, 2008

Pulling a Lance

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.

Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME

by #Hipster May 15, 2017

lancearmstronger

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.

"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."

by D H December 6, 2007

free lancer

When you become single and decide you don't want a relationship and want to play out all of your options. Instead of dating one person, you date several to make sure the one you pick isn't a douche bag!

Since Nicole's been single shes sure become a free lancer!

by nicole911reno February 25, 2009

Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.

"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".

by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012

lancevideos

Lance videos is gay little boy who has internalize homophobia. He’s a racist little twink and thinks he’s all that which he’s not. He’s a boyfriend is nickvideos btw.

A: Did you know that gay little conservative boy?
B: Lancevideos?

A: Yeah

B: He’s so annoying ugh i hate lance videos

by Miana July 8, 2020

Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.

Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.

by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010