Literature

1) A subject that you'll learn in school.
2) A form of torture, causing permanent damage, going on for 12 years
3) 25-page essay

- Yo dawg did you finish that 25-page essay?
- what essay?
- That one on why Literature sucks
- Fuck it. Im finished

by Nomias December 18, 2023

Literary Puritan

Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.

Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.

by Muttemor March 5, 2024

Literature

A sigma with a rare name only one person in the entire word has this name 💔

“Literature i want to suck your dick🥰”

by buhaaaaa October 20, 2024

literature class

The same fuckin class as English!!!! But you read. THATS FUCKIN IT!

You- “We have literature class next period”

Me- “I am gonna end it!”

by Dimtiilwyadimtnicdadihtsidoye January 16, 2025

Literitorically

Historical and literary context

The Napoleonic Code literitorically showcases the social hierarchy and writing construct of the time.

by Historical-literary in sociolo April 25, 2025

Literaturees

/lit-ruh-chuh-reez/
Plural noun.
Definition: Students or scholars devoted to the study, interpretation, and celebration of literature, especially with a passion for literary artistry and language.

eg. “The Literaturees met in the candlelit library, discussing Keats like he was their roommate.”

by Lairella July 12, 2025

Literaturely

British slang (involving people)

*John cena breast milking a cat into a babies mouth*

The cat: “you’re are breast milking my cat breasts”

John: “*drumstrick commercial moment* Oi mate lemme bum a fag off yee nan”

me nan: “literaturely minging”

by Doomguy44 July 13, 2025