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open letter

A method of writing in which an insecure attention whore tries to make it seem as though they care about the person to whom they're writing the letter when really they're just trying to draw attention to themselves.
"I'd send a closed letter, but I'm an attention whore so I'm sending an open letter. Fame through someone else, here I come!"
by SomeoneInformed October 15, 2013
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Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.
i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
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Letter Kills

A band who plays Warped Tour. Great, terrific screamo band.
The only good band at Warped this year was Letter Kills.
by Vertical Not Horizontal March 28, 2004
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Silent Letter

A completely pointless letter that we add to words because we like to make things as comlicated as hell for foreigners.
It's not kanife you twit, it's knife. The K is what we call a silent letter. I advise you just stay silent as well.

"What does tahooghot mean?"

"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."
by cold ice October 19, 2009
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Lettermen

1. Hairy man, or women whom which has participated in sportly activities and events in there early years, but now have gotten fat, and out of shape.
Person 1: Did you now in 1990 Sandra was the volleyball captain and allstar player.

Person 2: yeah, but it's 2015 now and she's turned into such a "lettermen".
by SuperX August 12, 2015
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dead letter office

An institution within post where letters with no adresee are collected and opened in order to trace the adresee. If they remain unknown, the letters are burnt.
She was depressed, working in a dead letter office, reading all that stuff people write just to find out there is no one who will eventually receive these letters.
by necrotism June 11, 2006
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shteck-leterts

sometimes used in combination with leterts which would mean fantastic, awesome, or excellent, shteck - by itself -is just a word used to name something you either don't know the name for, or temporarily forgot.
(used without leterts)
oh man, that lady just hit herself with that shteck!
(used with leterts)
that dogstar concert was shteck-leterts man.
by Bill S. Preston Esquire November 3, 2006
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