a lemon

How people in the American south say eleven.

Look at the time... it’s a lemon o’ clock.

by Guy Steve April 29, 2021

lemon

a fat oaf who sits on the sofa eating monkey nuts wanking there Nan every Tuesday so you are a fat cunt you fat pleb fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

shut up you fat fucking lemon

by lewis boi March 25, 2019

lemons

Fun To Throw At People

Lets Throw Lemons At People!!

by A*Girl July 6, 2006

The lemon

When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.

I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon

by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021

lemon

An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia

*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala

by MX SHREDDER October 17, 2007

lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

by Chris May 14, 2004

Lemons

An Underground street name for weed.
Can be used as follows.

Lemons = Weed.
Lime = Tabacco
Lime and Lemons = Tabacco and Weed
Sour = Getting Stoned/High.
Sucking Some Lemons = Smoking Some Weed.

"I'm going down to my mates house later to fo and suck some lemons, may mix a little bit of lime in aswell. Should get nice and sour"

by Mr.Smook August 1, 2007