Leaking the Lizard

the act of taking a piss or urinating in the restroom or designated area.

Hey Jon, I am leaking the lizard.

by Mysterystudent November 5, 2010

leak of faith

when a guy runs into a bathroom about to piss himself, but its pitch black inside so he pulls it out and takes a piss hoping that he is landing in the urinal and/or toilet minimally the sink over the floor.

special note: every time a blind man takes a pee he is taking a leak of faith

Chris ran into the bathroom and shut the door, reached for the light switch but it was out after feeling his way around the room he assumed he was standing in front of the toilet, and pissed only to find that he was pissing in some other guys lap, he took a leak of faith and fate was not kind to either gentlemen!

by justanotherbluepill December 3, 2010

leak

1) to bleed excessively

2) To urinate

"Fuck it, man. I'm leaking like fuck!"

"I need to take a leak"

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Leak

a leak is a person who hangs out with people just to tell other people what they talk about.. kind of like a snitch

Toms girlfriend is a leak, he should dump her.

by NickyTee May 7, 2009

leakfast

Breakfast food eaten around lunchtime, that is from about 10:30 AM to 1:00 PM. Usually a result of sleeping in.

I slept till noon, then I went and had leakfast.

by st3class November 7, 2007

leaky wiener syndrome

No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.

I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome

by stevendorf May 1, 2008

leakhead

a person who smokes PCP

That leakhead just smoked another dusty blunt.

by Debo Toledo September 12, 2006