Lawn Mower 

A messican's tool for his career.

"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

Lawn Mower by Messican April 7, 2003

Lawn Gooch 

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

Lawn Gooch by Q Hound July 28, 2011

lawn seats 

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

lawn seats by skakid December 19, 2009

Lawn Dart 

It's where a girl is doogystyle on a bed and you climb up the bedpost and do a backflip and try to stick your cock in her asshole.

The term "Lawn Dart" speaks for itself.

Lawn Dart by fsdklkld April 17, 2006

lawn mower 

A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower

I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position

lawn mower by Joe Harrold January 15, 2006

Lawn Creep

(person)A rather large and unpleasant looking human being who spends all their time sitting in their yard, determined to catch those meddling kids in the act. Every neighborhood has one. It is quite possible that if there are meddling kids, the Lawn Creep may intend to EAT them as punishment.

Every day I drive down the street I see the lawn creep hanging out in a chair with a Big Gulp cup and the same dirty v neck shirt. I think it saw foot prints in its lawn and is determined to catch the kids responsible for it

Lawn Creep by Sentinel408 September 8, 2009

lawn dancing 

you go to a friends house, hopefully while theyre home, crank the music on your car radio and dance on your friends front lawn. The longer and more stuff you play with, the better it gets. The best point is when you later find out the family was home but they didnt notice anything

(3 days later)

Tyler: so adam, on monday i went to your house and went lawn dancing you

Adam: what time?

Tyler: around 3

Adam: i was home, why didnt i notice that?!?

lawn dancing by lawn dancer May 24, 2010