Laundry creeper

That dude that hangs out in the laundry while his clothes cycle from wash to dry.

From start to finish for about an hour or two he is found in the laundry mat. Whilst the ladies come and go to their apartment the dude is there.
I don’t wanna go back to the laundry room for a while. That laundry creeper is there. He can tell I ain’t wearing panties.
by T_rump_supporter June 26, 2018
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Laundry Conditioner

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.
by JaZie April 24, 2010
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Time for laundry

Time for laundry baby.
by Kuehlstein December 30, 2017
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Laundry limbo

The helplessness felt when you're in the middle of doing laundry and realize you don't have a basket to remove clean clothes from the dryer when the washer is done.
See that fool over there? Thinks he's gonna do his laundry with one basket. Mfer bout to go straight to laundry limbo with that shit.
by Oldbelt February 03, 2020
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laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.
I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 04, 2009
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do the laundry

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.
by Sergey November 22, 2017
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Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"
"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"
by Mr. Lynwood April 22, 2010
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