Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.

The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022

Lobby jobby

When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.

Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.

Thanks, Dave.

by RoboScot80 June 8, 2021

Rodeo Lobby

The best in the world at badminton and ping pong. has watched every season of Brooklyn 99 and Fresh prince of Bel-Air and Bojack Horseman 5 times a month. Enjoys chicken nugget parmas, chips and bacon and owns 2 chihuahuas and 2 cats. 🍟🥓🍗

"Rodeo Lobby is my best friend" Mackai Said

by RodeoLobby November 4, 2018

Lobby then jack

Go drinking with your friend, Max

“Let’s lobby then jack”

by Awacswarrior October 25, 2020

lobby ladrone

A thief of packages, mail, etc., from apartment building lobbies and other common areas. Identical to "porch pirate" but targets multifamily buildings rather than single-family homes. ("Ladrone" is Spanish for thief.)

Where's that package Amazon said they delivered? Goddamn lobby ladrones struck again!

by MarcXS December 4, 2021

Lobby Gremlining

Lobby gremlining is where someone sits in a lobby on warzone waiting for friends to come online and then spams them with invites or joins their lobbies.

Oh god. Bill is lobby gremlining again!

by Cl1805 February 19, 2021

Lobby Purgatory

Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"

Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*

by Lilhappi June 14, 2018