e-literate

Someone who can only read an e-book but otherwise is completely illiterate.

John: How come Jason can't even read Dr. Seuss books but he read all of War and Peace on his e-book?
Meechelle: Yup, Jason is completely e-literate.

by ElvisJumpsNine November 1, 2010

cliterature

adult novels,adult literature

That horny nerd was reading cliterature.

by adollar October 27, 2008

Nepotism Literatus

A condition in which individuals engage in sexual relations with their literary agent, editor, or anyone else affiliated with the person's publishing career in order to gain higher royalties, advancements, and book deals.

John Smith engaged in nepotism literatus with a Harper Colins editor--he got a 3-book deal!

by Stephen Earley Jordan February 22, 2011

Literate

1) A word that is ficticious to most people. 2) Having knowlage of how to read and write.

If you are literate, you can read this sentence.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

Literaturist

A new occupation created by micheal owen where people are forced to study literacy.(2020 bali tower is hiring)

How am i supposed to know i'm not a literaturist

by James the bear December 11, 2019

literagurgitation

Noun: word vomit.

amalgamation of "literature" and "regurgitation"

Mate I was totally tryin to get into her with the best smooth talkin I could think of, but it ended up just literagurgitation all over the place... Nasty.

by PeppersRUs November 27, 2010

Cliterature

Erotic literature targeted at a female audience, typically masturbated to.

Oh yes! Fifty Shades of Grey is great cliterature!

by MyNameaBoratHowMuch? August 17, 2016