by glyn October 27, 2003
"LAN KING" - The King of a LAN (Local Area Network) Party; This user is defined as the King due to mad skills (omfgwtfthiskidisSICK) on every game possibly playable via a LAN connection.
This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.
A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.
This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.
A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.
Dude 1 - "hey did you hear that the LAN King was in town?"
Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"
Dude 1 - "No way?!"
Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"
Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"
Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"
Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"
Dude 1 - "No way?!"
Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"
Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"
Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"
by John (are ya gonna bang) Doe January 27, 2011
A person who, when playing Halo, looks at the other players screens to therefore give himself the advantage of their position.
by The wee beastie August 28, 2007
The way your computer usually smells after a LAN party.
Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.
When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.
Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.
When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.
Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
example 1: Man, it's been a week and my computer still has that LAN party smell.
example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
by dickkwikkwek December 28, 2006
a biatch with a g-string,
gaylord who doesn no how to diss,
she says stuff like suck ma dick so shes admittin she got a dick
gaylord who doesn no how to diss,
she says stuff like suck ma dick so shes admittin she got a dick
by person who hates lan-ga-wuteva her name is July 31, 2003
An area in Hong Kong where there are many bars, restaurants, and clubs. Expats and locals frequent the area and some of the most exclusive clubs in Asia are located here.
by Juicy J.W.T December 02, 2005
1. A sleepy and lazy pig
2. A person who sleeps an excessive amount of hours only waking up to the smell of delicious food downstairs.
2. A person who sleeps an excessive amount of hours only waking up to the smell of delicious food downstairs.
"Do you know who is a Lan Fun Ju?"
"Who?"
"Alan, because he has never seen the sun rise, sets his alarm clock in one hour intervals to wake up and his favourite button is the snooze button.
"Who?"
"Alan, because he has never seen the sun rise, sets his alarm clock in one hour intervals to wake up and his favourite button is the snooze button.
by Woo Jo Mao August 10, 2009