Krystal Bitchez

Krystal Bitchez is a rap group consisting of idiots

Hey have you heard What (Meow) by Krystal Bitchez?

by spdio22 October 2, 2022

krystal krack

A.k.a. spliff
Marijuana cigarette

"Yo, why did this blunt fuck me up so fast?"
"Haven't you heard? It's Krystal Krack!"

by 8.th.Angel. June 28, 2018

Krystal

noun

Can be used interchangeably with the noun "Nicole"

"When I forget My friend Nicole's name I call her Krystal."

by Danielmarc April 22, 2019

Krystal

A middle age-elderly black woman who gives other women, men, and basically everyone around them a hard time. For absolutely no reason. Consistently complains, never satisfied, and outrageously narcissistic. Extremely fashionable, yet evil inside. Complains at every restaurant, on every vacation, every day is difficult for them because they want it to be. Basically, a Krystal is a black Karen. (Yes, I am black writing this based off of an experience with a Krystal)

She’s acting like a Krystal.

by Leeka February 13, 2024

Krystal

GOT DADDY PROBLEMS

DADDDYY yeesss krystal

by hoseah January 15, 2020

Krystal Bryan

Has a big ass bootyhole

Tyler: wow much room for my peepee

Krystal: yas it’s because I’m Krystal Bryan

by Kk dod October 18, 2018

Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.

Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched

by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024