The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.
by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020

A guy who poops 2 feet away from the hiking trail and doesn't wipe his butt. And is made fun of with Krusty Krab jokes.
by Dez strebor December 12, 2017

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.
by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.
by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011

A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie
Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty
Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.
A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.
Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.
A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.
by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005

She wants my krusty krab
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad
by TheIceCreamMan42302 September 14, 2017

by Justjokesdontchoke September 4, 2023
