"Kristian miller" is a weird footballer.
by Jjpp999 June 10, 2022
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 May 15, 2018
100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.
-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!
-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.
-Kristian and Ava!
-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.
by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021
"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "
-ghandi probably
-ghandi probably
by Notstek69 July 31, 2023
Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️
by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018
by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022