Brad:Hey are you a finlee Keegan?
Chad: yeah I sure am
Brad: so your a handsome loving guy with a huge dick who is also nice?
Chad: yes 100%
Chad: yeah I sure am
Brad: so your a handsome loving guy with a huge dick who is also nice?
Chad: yes 100%
by cvfinlee February 17, 2021
by 69Epic_Gamer69420 April 30, 2019
Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 17, 2017
"Yo, did you hear about Keegans Irish Hammer.I heard its so big it can hammer a spike into a board!"
by Keeganshammer August 29, 2008
john-bro did you hear?
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed
by bigjoe56 January 5, 2023