Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”
by Monkey Shagger May 06, 2020
to find anew the passion and love for something that you have never stopped loving... just relented.
Tom - How are things with you and Isabelle?
Matt- Beautiful! I'm right in the middle of my karate renaissance.
Matt- Beautiful! I'm right in the middle of my karate renaissance.
by Sewer Poet January 23, 2004
An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
by Slurpinslime December 09, 2013
When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.
Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!
Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.
Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.
by Sharkman311 September 23, 2009
A swollen abdomen similar in appearance to a beer gut, but caused not by excess calories, but a buildup of scar tissue from years of absorbing violent blows in karate.
"Wow, sensei must really be knocking back the beers. Look at that beer gut!" "No, thats karate gut. It's all scar tissue from taking so many karate kicks. He's such a badass!"
by TheMadLinguist January 20, 2009
by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009
A waste of money. These people don't know shit. They are just interested in your money. They don't even know what style of karate they do. They were sued by the Attorney General for deceiving costumers. They coudn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
They will always be a skidmark on the underpants of society!
They will always be a skidmark on the underpants of society!
by BiggyJee December 30, 2004